History Buff With A Tech Twist Gifts

'Apparently we're an online game and they'll be a ceasefire while they upgrade the website.'

Moses on the web

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Easter Island Shades...

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Europa takes a selfie

How to create a password you can remember...

The dead sea scrolls

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

Phone Call

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"This thing isn't working."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'How long has Jesus had a warm-up man?'

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Turkey dot com.'

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

'He's calling Running Bear on his mobile.'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"