Techie With A Love For History Mugs

Early IT Consultants.

Moses on the web

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Old Phones Lasagne

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

The dead sea scrolls

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

"This thing isn't working."

"It's my latest invention - I call it 'Fire point two oh'!"

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Phone Call

Computer Address Book.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Developing the boomerang.

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'