Space Historian Gifts

Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module

Junk shop with the 'largest collection of NASA space shuttle debris in Texas!'

US Space Shuttle

A full moon

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"This thing isn't working."

Computer Address Book.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

Only in the newspapers.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'