Space Archaeologist Gifts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"