Space Archaeologist Gifts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'