Space Scientist Gifts

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

Mouse Rover

Space force clocks.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Here's another space probe - everone act like rocks.'

I don't have the keys.

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

Moon sand castle.

Astronaut

"I made it from a lost space probe."

'Take me to your community leader.'

Indian Space Programme

Two astronauts on the moon look up to see a cow jumping over them.

"Mind where you're going next time."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

U.S. Astronauts Reunion - 'Looks as if we're the first ones here.'

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."

Astronomy evolution

Space Sheep.

Signs of water discovered on Mars.

Landfill on the Moon.

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

'World peace? No -- but we've brought you some very advanced dishwashing detergents!'

'Another one uninhabited. That's three down and several hundred billion to go.'

Shuttle wash