Space Scientist Gifts

Astronaut in space ship sees sign 'Watch this space'.

'We're from the Galactic Bureau of Standards, and this planet is WAY out of compliance!'

'Lost the keys?! You IDIOT!...'

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

I don't have the keys.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

The 3 Bears of Goldy Lox Galaxy.

'Here's another space probe - everone act like rocks.'

Moon sand castle.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Space force clocks.

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

Mouse Rover

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

Space Sheep.

Signs of water discovered on Mars.

Landfill on the Moon.

Shuttle wash

"Ground control? It seems we have found the origin of the universe."

Mars Rover - I'm ready to come home...

'Another one uninhabited. That's three down and several hundred billion to go.'

U.S. Astronauts Reunion - 'Looks as if we're the first ones here.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

Two astronauts on the moon look up to see a cow jumping over them.

'Take me to your community leader.'

Astronaut Watching the Earth Being Blown Apart.

'....Man, I am really freaking out here.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Mind where you're going next time."

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

'Do you have one in a larger size?'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.