Space Science Gifts

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Day One, NASA

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"

"You better avoid mercury. Today, he is in retrograde."

Learner Driver

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

At the Museum

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Fear/Knowledge

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.