Space Technology Specialist Gifts

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

In the Guru District

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Marry me astronaut

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Cosmonaut

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Parking meter on the moon.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"