Space Technology Specialist Gifts

In the Guru District

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Head over Hooves

Marry me astronaut

"Take me to your Larder!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Blue Origin

Cosmonaut

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Space exploration"

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'