Satellite Technician Gifts

TV message reads 'Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.' as a TV satellite plummets to earth outside.

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

"I love their use of space"

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

'Poor old Atlas - things don't get any easier for him

Repair Man Facing an Angry Bird

How M2M really works.

'And this is our RX201 model which transforms easily into a handy BBQ...It is delivered with a complimentary grid and tongs...'

'I'll make some walking-around money repairing satellites.'

Totem Pole Satellite Dish.

High Drama at the Tracking Station

'We have Foxtel of course...'

Space junk.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Sombrero Satellite Dishes

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

Made in China

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I spy with my little eye…"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Spy Satellite

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Recalculating!