Satellite Specialist Gifts

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Sky, sir?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Say cheese!

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Spy Satellite

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

How M2M really works.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"I love their use of space"

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

Space junk.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

After hours TV.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Ogle Earth

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Astronomers talk about sunspots