Satellite Surveyor Gifts

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

When Engineers Crack.

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Moon: Made in China

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Spy Satellite

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Surveys and economic interests

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

How M2M really works.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.