Celestial Surveyor Gifts

'And how satisfied are you with the facilities? 1 very satisfied, 2 satisfied but with some reservations, 3...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

When Engineers Crack.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

Surfing alien.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.