Celestial Surveyor Prints

'And how satisfied are you with the facilities? 1 very satisfied, 2 satisfied but with some reservations, 3...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

When Engineers Crack.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Surfing alien.