Celestial Supervisor Prints

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

Father

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

First space criminal investigation

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

Bowl-A-Rama

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Mercury rising.

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Gossip Of The Stars.

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

Moon Dump

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a God appalled by how his name is used in vain.

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

OMG

'Move it along folks, nothin' to see here but a dead hunchback, surrounded by a strange celestial light, and a host of whispering insects.'

"Telework? Nothing new for me. I've been doing that for 30 years already!"

"You should really clean up your desktop."

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."