Celestial Spy Gifts

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Crisis.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Johannes Kepler

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Science Applied to Art

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

First space criminal investigation

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

FSBO Heaven

Astronomical observations.