Celestial Spy Pillows

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Crisis.

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Science Applied to Art

Johannes Kepler

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

First space criminal investigation

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

FSBO Heaven

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.