Celestial Snooper Pillows

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'I wish I was creative'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Surfing alien.

Crisis.

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'Beat it'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

Johannes Kepler

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'