Satellite Explorer Gifts

Satellite Navigation

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue