Surveying Gifts

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Random sample.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'How long have you been dead? Do you have any complaints about your treatment here? Do you have any suggestions?'

"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Pollsters.

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

'Before we finish up, would you be willing to answer a few short questions about your predation experience?'

Using a transit, Dave officially determines that Bill is not level headed.

"I tell you we've studied the entire site and there is no toxic waste."

Statistics Dept: 41% of people like the corner cafe, 30% like the diner across the street, 20% are unsure!

'And I'll be monitoring for quality and training purposes.'

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

A survey taker distills the voices of the many into his ear.

'Oh, stop! That's what it's called, for crying out loud!'

'Is that your final answer?'

Gallup...opinion plus...just plain nosey.

Surveyor

"How do you view lesbian relationships?"

"Are you young fellers surveyors? Cause I need to stake a claim!"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

'Suppose I change my opinion, then what?'

'Queen .. yes, drama .. no!'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."

"That's the worst set of opinions I've heard in my entire life."

Lady mistaking an engineer's dumpy level for a gun.