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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

When Engineers Crack.

Moon: Made in China

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Spy Satellite

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

Surveys and economic interests

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

How M2M really works.