Satellite Specialist Mugs

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"Sky, sir?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Say cheese!

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Spy Satellite

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

How M2M really works.

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"I love their use of space"

After hours TV.

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Space junk.

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

God's Fly Swat...

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Ogle Earth