Satellite Savvy Gifts

'Burgers, pretzels, hot dogs, information'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"At first, the cone was annoying, but now I have begun to get satellite radio."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"Sky, sir?"

'Acquiring Satellite.'

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

"Read my lips!"

"Let's contemplate how I'd benefit from repealing last week's Brexit decision the good old refined English art?"

'Genetically-altered mice, capable of understanding rudimentary sitcoms.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

Satellite Santa