Satellite Savvy Prints

'Burgers, pretzels, hot dogs, information'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"At first, the cone was annoying, but now I have begun to get satellite radio."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'Hey, dad! Look what I got in trade for your golf clubs!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"Sky, sir?"

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Google Earth...

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

'Genetically-altered mice, capable of understanding rudimentary sitcoms.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Let's contemplate how I'd benefit from repealing last week's Brexit decision the good old refined English art?"

"Read my lips!"

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Satellite Santa

'He keeps saying that he is a 'self-made-man' it's good of him to take the blame!'

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas