Sovereignty Savvy Gifts

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Intolerable

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

Afghanistan intervention.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Woke and wonderful

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Surprisingly, it's not in reverse order."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

Defensive EU

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Wall St. Glitterati

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

God save the Queen.

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Evo Morales

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

Poison Pill Legislation

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'