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Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Woke and wonderful

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Why destroy Carthage? Just offer them coalition government!

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

"Surprisingly, it's not in reverse order."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Wall St. Glitterati

Defensive EU

"Jane's internal monologue is 'Hamlet'."

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

President Obama's gun violence proposal and the NRA proposal.

God save the Queen.

Evo Morales

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

'I promise to be the first politician to slow global warming by reducing the hot air coming out of Washigton!'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

Welcome to Washington DC...just say 'CHARGE IT!' ( to future generations ).

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'