Sovereignty Enthusiast T-Shirts

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Taiwan chips away at One-China policy.

"Good boy."

Squeezing the Free Press.

UNFADED GLORY

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

The Idea of America.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Iraq and the road ahead...

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"

Election Fatigue?

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"No taxation without representation!"

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Times Of Terrorism Bill Of Rights

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

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