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'Why don't they ever try to overwhelm me with tax funds?'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I like to keep things simple."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

Dali Clock

Queen Anne

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen reigning.

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.