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'I told you this whole 'King of the wild frontier' thing would go straight to his head!'

'Why don't they ever try to overwhelm me with tax funds?'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"I like to keep things simple."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

Dali Clock

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Getting to Know You

Queen reigning.

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

Death of Fidel Castro

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'