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Men on horseback discussing war

The Emperor of China ventures into the Forbidden Suburbs.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Efficiency tombs available"

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"No taxation without representation!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

Homer

Joseph Chamberlain Atempts to Drag Arthur Balfour down the Road to Protectionist Imperial Tariff

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

'To me! Let's party.'

Death of Fidel Castro

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

Gladstone's message that the British people would not support Turkey against Russia in the Balkans

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

Anniversary of Capture of Gibraltar

'The Giants vs. Trolls'