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"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Warrior Woman

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Self Help / Elf Help.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be