Military Fanatic T-Shirts

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'I hope it;s an express.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Michael Caine

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications