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'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Progress?

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Eye Off the Ball

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

Vladimir Putin.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'