Weaponry And Warfare Fanatic Gifts

'That was your grandfather -- his catapult went off while he was cleaning it.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Progress?

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.