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Liberal inflammatory speeches rocking the boat regarding the Eastern Question

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Cut!

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Paul Ree

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

That's What Happens

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Trojan Hurdler.

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'