Imperial History Enthusiast Pillows

Liberal inflammatory speeches rocking the boat regarding the Eastern Question

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Trojan Hurdler.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

After the Sentence

Pearly King and Queen