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The Day of the Great Parade - Ratapoil and his General Staff - 'Long live the Emperor!'

I CLAUDIUS

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Efficiency tombs available"

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

James K Polk

Four Score and seven years ago...

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Lady mimics The Scream.

Queen Anne

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Homer

"A wise person said, 'Curiosity develops the new product'....and that's why I'd like to introduce our latest addition to the team."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"For God's sake, Austin, will you please stop saying, 'Heck, even a blind hog can find an acorn'?"