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The Day of the Great Parade - Ratapoil and his General Staff - 'Long live the Emperor!'

I CLAUDIUS

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

"Efficiency tombs available"

Bad Career Move

Foreign Policy Puts Strain on Finances

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Creative Writing. I've learned a lot in this class. I used to use cliches like they were going out of style, but now I wouldn't touch one with a ten-foot pole.

James K Polk

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Getting to Know You

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Four Score and seven years ago...

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Queen Anne

Lady mimics The Scream.

Anglo-Russian Trade Rivalry in China

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Homer