Emperor Admirer T-Shirts

Constantine the Great

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Moon: Made in China

Blue Dress

In udder de Nile

Sharp Eyes

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Otto von Bismarck

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'He's still addressing the nation.'

Abraham Lincoln

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Charles I

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Queen reigning.

Ethelred II

Mappa Brittanica

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Ale, Caesar?"

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.