Emperor Admirer Prints

Constantine the Great

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Moon: Made in China

Blue Dress

In udder de Nile

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Sharp Eyes

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Otto von Bismarck

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Abraham Lincoln

Charles I

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Queen reigning.

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

Pharaoh on the toilet.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Mappa Brittanica

Ethelred II

"Ale, Caesar?"

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

"We Don't Need Men. We Can Lick Our Own Vaginas"

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'