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Nobility Scooter

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Vivienne Westwood

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Brighton Rocky

Queen reigning.

Scooter Romance

Running in please pass

Boys on scooters

"V.C.R's programmed"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Girls and Scooters.

"The Vesparados"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.