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Nobility Scooter

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"Let's scoot."

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Queen reigning.

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Scooter Romance

Boys on scooters

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Running in please pass

"The Vesparados"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.