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'...And with this shot begins a whole new glorious chapter in our country's long history of military aggression, exploitation, dominance, and overkill.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Flying sauces.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Well, that one got away."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."