Society Savvy T-Shirts

"What a small world! We're rich too."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Online Dating

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"#BeCurious"

Victorian Selfie

"We thought this was more realistic."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Woke and wonderful

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Emojis fail me."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"