Social Savvy T-Shirts

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"So, what do you do for play?"

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Online Dating

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"#BeCurious"

Victorian Selfie

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

The first unfriendly takeover

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"