Sovereignty Fan Gifts

God save the Queen.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Soldier armed with a pen.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Intolerable

Life and Death

That might not work, EU...

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Elizabeth II

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Elizabeth I

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

Queen reigning.

Thomas Wyatt

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Defensive EU

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack