Serenity Fan Gifts

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

King George I

Crowded Ice Fishing

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've seen this one."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Peace. Love. Light

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Yogi back in 5.