Serenity Fanatic Gifts

At the Meditation Olympics.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've seen this one."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Peace. Love. Light

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'