Slumber Fanatic Gifts

Sleeping man leaves rest room.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"What's with your hair?"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"You were snoring."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.