Slumber Party Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Party Animals.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.