Slumber Party Host Gifts

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

Mini Bar

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"A little lamb please."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'He's been shot!'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

"Appetizer is almost done."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

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'Well, you did say 'well done', Sir!'

A Good Year.