Slumber Party Planner Gifts

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'The last time you had a slumber party, it took a week to unclog the drains.'

"It's midnight and all my friends are asleep. I didn't know that they would take the word sleepover so literally."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Out To Lurch

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."