Sleepover Host Gifts

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Grace For Flies

Bookworm Sleepover

Party time.

Horn of Leftovers

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Pyjama party

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

An angry barbecue.

Mini Bar

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Christmas Canapes

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'He's been shot!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

Trustworthy Authority.

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"