Sleepover Host Gifts

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"Why can't duvets be square?"

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Grace For Flies

Bookworm Sleepover

Party time.

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Horn of Leftovers

Pyjama party

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

An angry barbecue.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'He's been shot!'

Christmas Canapes

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

Trustworthy Authority.

A Good Year.

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'