Sleepover Gifts

Before Pillows.

"Then he said that people are supposed to forget conventions in times like these."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Bookworm Sleepover

Pyjama party

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"You're up."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

'Are you guys having a pyjama party?'

"He's outside setting up a tent for the kids."

You need to stay home and study. Mom! It's an educational opportunity

"My mom says you can sleep on the top bunk if your parents will sign a release form."

REALLY boring sermons

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."

'The last time you had a slumber party, it took a week to unclog the drains.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.