Slumber Humorist Gifts

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Overnight Programming

'It's your turn, dear.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"What time should we wake him for breakfast?"

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

“Is the light bothering you, dear?”

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

Toddler in the bed: a journey

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

Things my cat says at 3 am

Your fingers' worst nightmares

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"... I CAN'T be 'at risk for a heart attack,' I never exert myself!"

I can't sleep, tell me about your day.

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

"They were great snorers."

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"I can't remember how to fall asleep. What do you have for insomnesia?"

'I told you not to drink coffee before hibernating!'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."